A Swift Read By: Weston Swift

     I n "Killers of the Flower Moon," Martin Scorsese returns to his epic storytelling ways. And by epic, I mean "Let's make a movie so long that even Methuselah would ask for an intermission." That's right, folks, the only thing longer than the film's runtime is the anticipation to see the holy trinity of Scorsese, De Niro, and DiCaprio reuniting again. The film opens with a reminder that Scorsese is not just a director; he's a time lord who effortlessly bends minutes and hours to his will. At a whopping three and a half hours, you better pack a snack, a catheter, and possibly a change of clothes. "Killers of the Flower Moon" is so long that by the time the end credits roll, you'll be able to boast that you've aged faster than the cast of "The Irishman" under those de-aging CGI effects. Now, let's talk about the reunion of Scorsese, De Niro, and DiCaprio. It's like the Super Bowl of cinema collaborations, except ...

  In the thrilling and ever-evolving Heisman race of 2023, the candidates are jockeying for position, and it's a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Grab your popcorn, folks, because it's time to dive into the Heisman rankings, where football's best and brightest are showcased. We'll channel our inner Pete Thamel, Ryan McGee, Bill Simmons, Dan Wetzel, Bruce Feldman, and the one and only Marty Smith to give you the lowdown on the top 10 contenders. 1. Michael Penix Jr. - QB, Washington The Washington maestro, Michael Penix Jr., is conducting his Heisman symphony from the front seat. Penix is consistently making beautiful music on the field, much to the delight of Huskies fans. In a season that's seen more plot twists than your favorite crime drama, Penix's consistency is his biggest ace in the hole. Last week, he maintained his lead with a strong performance against USC. But, remember, folks, it's a long road, and the next chapter sees a showdo...